Special names for some very special events

If you are not feeling excited about the upcoming special events, then let me tell you that you are not alone.

Feb 2 - If you don't care whether six more weeks of winter will be extended, think of Groundhog Day as Grounded Pork Day. For vegetarians out there, think about it as Grounded Tofu Day. Believe me, some places consider Ground hog as a delicacy.

Feb 3 - If you are not a sports fan or your football team is not in the ultimate championship game, then think of the Super Bowl as schmuper loser ball ...

Feb 5 - If you don't care about US national politics or your candidate is not in the running for Super Tuesday elections, then think of this special day as sloppy, flubber Blooper Tuesday...

Feb 7 - If you don't know much about Asian astrology or your body does not agree with Asian foods, then Chinese New Year can be considered just another day in the year.

Feb 14 - If your honey has forgotten about you on Valentine's Day, then turn it to Padawan Discipline Day where you can discipline those weak-willed people. Of course, Star Wars fans will recognize this one.

Is this a leap year? Not that I really care.